As most of you know by now…I don’t partake in the glory of carbs anymore. sigh.
Things I miss the most:
-Chips and Salsa
-Tortillas (the Lard-filled kind)
-Free Restaraunt Bread
-Late Night Drunk Pizza by the slice
-Biscuits (preferably gratis Cheddar Bay Biscuits a la Red Lobster) (yes, I am a tacky tacky person)
Obviously it is good that I don’t eat that crap anymore because as you can see, I really had good taste in carbs. Which makes the ass SO much fatter.
Something I do now, is try to make simple, low carb food that doesn’t make you want to die a flavorless, flourless death. And pancakes are one of those things that may seem off limits, but actually you can whip up a pretty good substitute with a few simple ingredients.
-1 Cup of Almond Meal
-1/4 Cup of Water
-2 T of Oil
-1/4 Teaspoon of Salt
-1 Tablespoon of Artificial Sweeter Equivalent
Mix all those ingredients together in a bowl with a whisk. Heat your pan and spray with Pam or coat in butter to prevent sticking. Pour pancake batter into your pan and be f*cking patient. You’ll need to wait until you see bubbles rise to the surface and the edges look crispy-ish. Then flip those babies over and cook half the time on that side. Top with sugar-free syrup and butter.
****Also, you should always serve this with copious amounts of bacon.
This should make about 4 pancakes, so enough for two people OR one lumberjack and his baby.