
It’s the day after Halloween. If you went out, you’re probably exhausted, hung-over, and wondering what the hell you are going to do with that “Naughty Paula Deen” costume (complete with buttery Slip n’ Slide). If you stayed home, you probably had one trick-or-treater like I did (who was handsomely rewarded with an Atkins Chocolate Chip granola bar)… then ate all the entire bucket of candy yourself and watched Jamie Lee Curtis not die in the original Halloween movie.
And here we are…stuck with a headache/stomach ache, owning a shitty costume and living with a stoop full of more decorative gourds than you can shake a stick at. What the hell do we do now?

***Halloween Hangover Pro-Tip: Next year, plan to wear a homemade coconut bra as part of your costume, and save the coconut water for the next day’s hangover!
After consuming that 32nd Fun-Size Kit Kat (Fun-Size means you can eat until you stop having fun, right?), and hiding all the wrappers at the bottom of the trash can so your significant other/room mate doesn’t judge you…you feel like butthole. Now what?

Cut up pieces of fresh ginger into thin slices, about ¼ inch thick, until you have about ¾ of a cup of sliced ginger root. Bring 5 cups of water to a boil and add the ginger to the pot along with 5 cinnamon sticks. Let it simmer for 20-30 minutes and then let it cool. Strain out the ginger pieces and cinnamon sticks before drinking. This is great served hot in the winter and then put into popsicle form in the summer to keep on hand for instant stomach ache relief.

Roasted Pumpkin Seeds:
2 cups of washed pumpkin seeds (dried for one day)
2 Tablespoons of butter, melted
1 ½ Teaspoons of Salt
Mix butter, seeds, and salt together. Bake on a cookie sheet for 40 minutes in a 250-degree oven.
Pumpkin Face Mask:
2 Teaspoons cooked or canned pumpkin, pureed
½ Teaspoon Honey
¼ Teaspoon Milk/Soymilk
½ Teaspoon of Brown Sugar
Combine all the ingredients together and apply to your face for 10-15 minutes. Relax. After the time is up, wash your face as normal and moisturize. This works bitches.

(Me in my mermaid costume with Andy Warhol)
xoxo Chinae
p.s. this post is also over on the Brooklyn blog I write for: www.fuckedinparkslope.com
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